Dear Football (Americano & Proper)

Jaysus I'm getting antsy over here. Bulldawg Blawgs's got it right indeed....football please get here soon in any form.

What I have to live off of right now::

Litany of CR7's transfer sags:: Translation: holy hell shoot me now. CR7 apparently has conflicting thoughts now about Real Madrid AND ManYoo. WTF dude?! Dear Glazer family-- Offload this douche bag and buy Kaka. NOW! Personally I think he stays, and I think alot of the reasons he wanted to go to Madrid were in the form of two large breasts he got rid of in whatsercellulite. Now that she's gone, talk of Madrid has cooled to an icy halt.

Pre-season rankings:: Yep nothing better to do in July than bloviate over something so arbitrary as who is the best team without even taking a snap. I'm only glad that we're at least getting a top 5 nod from most everyone. As well as some big ups for our schedule. Last year we said all year long that this was a rebuilding year. "Wait till next year..." Every Dawg fan on planet earth never expected we'd be as good as we were last year. And now we have AJ Green, who'll lead us not into temptation and deliver us from evil.

Dimitar Berbatov's Transfer saga:: Is he or isn't he coming? It's basically Pot calling the kettle black for ManYoo in that they are publicly courting another team's star player. Personally, I think he ends up at ManYoo...where he'll be greeted by CR7 saying "How'd you do it?"

Camps/Pre-Season:: For UGA the summer months are time to tune up for the next season, camps, workouts etc.. are a big part of that. For Man United it involves traveling to a foreign country and playing games against random teams, and having people generate heart attacks at the slightest slip up. I compare United's preseason to that of an elongated Spring game. Someone always does well and is touted as the next star but come that first game it's back to the status quo.

August 30th can't come soon enough.

RDD